We're Closed

Had been blogging on www.ginsengtonic.blogspot.com ..

Well.. Due to time constraints and wondering why I have a separate blog in the first place for my jokes and encounters..

I've decided to keep them all under one roof.... back at www.ginsengtonic.blogspot.com

Yupz.. Organisation Reorg...

So check me out there....

www.ginsengtonic.blogspot.com

RIP

Men and Women

Man: When my wife gets mad at me.. She gets "HISTORICAL"...


Doc: You mean "HYSTERICAL" right?


Man: "HISTORICAL".. Because she will start listing everything that I EVER did wrong...

-- Another joke to brighten up your day -- 

It's a Sign

Ladies and Gentlemen.. It's a sign...
Think I have good news to announce...


(1) The TUMMY is getting BIGGER...


(2) There's trouble getting up in the morning...


(3) There's the MORNING SICKNESS with nausea feeling...


(4) There's the LETHARGY in movements...

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It can only mean one thing right?!...

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Yup.. Ladies and Gentlemen...

It's GOOD NEWS...

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I would like to announce...

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There'll be a new addition to my LIFE!!!!!!!

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*****EXERCISE*****

Coz.. Those are the symptoms of not my wifey...

But ME!!!....

-- Another joke to brighten up your day--

Expiry Date

Wifey: Baby.. I think the Mee Sua that we bought from Korea is expiring today.. Maybe I go and cook some to eat..


Me: Ok.. Maybe we share since it's very late already...

...1 minute later...

My Wifey came back empty handed..

Me: What happened?.. Throw away already?

Wifey: 

Oh.. 

The expiry is....

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NEXT YEAR!

-- Another joke to brighten up your day--

Under One Roof

Just came back from Hong Kong not too long ago...
The shirt that I bought there.. Had some color stains after my mum helped wash it..
Click HERE to read about the trip and take a look at the shirt I bought... 


Mich: I think.. it's because your mum soaked the shirt.. Maybe that's why there's the color stain on the shirt..


Me: Oh is it?!.. Never knew that... Coz we always soak first..


Mich: Ya.. Usually especially new clothes.. Just rinse and wash can already.. Maybe, you want to ask your mum not to soak if she help wash the clothes..


Me: Oh ok.. I'll let her know.. "Michelle say.. Don't soak the shirt before......"


Mich: Eh.. Don't use my name... 


Me: Ya right.. Don't need to say also know it's your feedback!  My mum washed my clothes for more than 20years and I did not say anything.. Suddenly, today.. out of the blue.. I have an inspiration and tell my mum.. eh.. don't soak the new clothes!...


Both of us burst up laughing... My writing is not doing the incident justice as it was a lot funnier when it happened =)

-- Another joke to brighten up your day--

Great Service?

The funniest thing I saw today..

A service was being marketed..

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"We are just one click away! Click! Click!"...

Confusion indeed...

-- Another joke to brighten up your day--

Kumar: Stripped Bare and Standing Up

Pic from Vera

Stand-up Comedy from Singapore's most famous drag queen..

First time watching him.. He's really good..

Of course there were the typical "Ah Gua" or Trans jokes.. 

The whole set was about 1hr 20min?..

Maybe that's the norm for a one-man stand up?...

But being such a value-for-money guy.. Definitely feel it could be longer! haha..

Nonetheless....

Thumbs Up!